I get PM's...

As I awoke and began my normal work duties I couldn't resist a YT bump this early and something caught my eye.

Normally when I get a youtube PM it's either because someone subscribed and is giving me a shout out or someone is replying to me for posting/flaming something. It's all good.

And now to my repertoire I add: sometimes I get super long, mostly copy pasta PM's from people who are long winded and mostly batshit instead *also semi literate*

No response needed, just wanted to share with my loyal readership of none.

[Original message follows:]

HI HI I saw your trailer about game called Heaven and trailer is preety good exept of you in the background yapping and talking like you just know every thing on this planet and universe like u ate all the brains of the smartest people,like u create universe,nay like u created and hated any way,visualisation and graphic in game is beautyful,all those things like river of life, pearly gates,golden streets,its simbolic and its all written in bible i dont know what is game about and what u have to do,but they took a loooooooot of things and vis.from the good book. its in Revelation,almost in the end,but it is mentioned a lot of time in all the Bible i presume by your talking and words that you are one of the people that thing that the earth and all the univers creates by its self just like that. i gotta tell you something or you are a hater,or you are some fals prophet or you dont have enough knoledge and experience in and about life for example; let say that one of the factorys of watches in some contry explode,massive explosion,and on that same place creates (thousands or just one) perfect working watch,... is that possible and what are the odds that could happened. example two; can you go if you have a garden or in some park,and just take one leaf or some plant,flower,if you have a microscope,or you can just look at it with naked eye,.. do you see how many cells and vessels and functions have just one flower,... now imagine a some animal,or a man,... and they functions,... check out nature,sky,day and night,.. its all working like its been set by some large space clock. day and night,...day sets sun sets,and in the miliseconds night and the moon and the stars take over. a man need for oxygen a plants need for carbon dioxide,.. man is oozing carbon dioxide and need oxygen,plants and flowers oozing carbon dioxide. why sun doesnt freez us,...because sun has been set to get us warm. lets took a humans,why they have 5 fingers and five toes on each arm,why not 8 fingers and 3 toes, you can check human inner organs,..lunges,heart,livers,brain,.. and its all connected yet they have diferent functions they are all consuming that red liquid called blood. you gotta thing a litte bit and explore and you will see. every thing has his own creator, car has his own creator,mechanics etc. in factorys,someone has to put computer together,or they are man or woman or robots programed and created by man or woman. you have to water the plant if you wanna see it grow, and plant need light,earth and water. but why not some other liquid,why water,why light,why not dark? why can i put pepsi or some orange juice and expect to see plant grow? how come that you didnt came to earth just like that,how come someone needed to made you? how come you just didnt flew from somewhere and start to be alive and growin and how come you dont just say i wanna some burger and burger just creates in front of your eyes from nothing ? last words: man,open your eyes,i know that life is hard,and there is a lot of people evil people that works for they own pleasure,telling us what they wanna for us to thing. there are some animals less bloodsucking than peoples, peoples are powerfull,they can be what ever they want,but can they fly without airplane, can the go in to deept of deepest seas and live there,can they go to the farest star and galaxies in universe? no,but people are made for reason,and reason is somewhere far from earth but so close to us. why we live per say 70 years and just die,leaving behind so much created things,so we can never go back. why are we made so complicated,and so full of love,emocions,hates,knowledge, ideas,emaginations,where does those things coming from and who put that in our brains and hearts. why we building lives,careers ,jobs, playing instruments for years, carring for one another, why are we even breathe? so that we die for 70 years and thats it,game over,,no no my friend, where is sense,i make no sense man,... there is something bigger than this little life of ours for another example,lets say demo game and full game, why demo games exist? its like preview of something more bigger and better and more lasting,right? last words ----------------- just sit one evening in chair,lazyboy or on some meadow,balcony,...and watch the stars, they are soooo far,its so many of them,amazing,look at that infinite space,and if is not,we will never go there unless someone take us and carrie there, i wish to go there,one day i wanna fly thru those galaxies and visit other planets and stars without getting sun burn:), or swallow by black hole :). i wannt this,i wanna full game man. -------------------- a question for darwin fans: what did and how did it create the first of the first of the first of the first molecule, before every one, before big bang(big bang have to start from something,also that molecule that has been encouraging big bang,needs to be create frome something,and so on and on and on,to the first of the first) ? where how and why? man took bible in your hands,say a pray,test good to help you with something,(not now like, "God i want mercedes right now",) not like that, but u never know,maybe you get merc. to,but you have to show loyalty and faith tore Him, example: you ask your friend to help you clean your car, how will you ask him,would you say"hey man clean car with me" or " hey,(name),would you please help me to clean my car" ????? so dedication and thrust is also playing role,..if you dont belive your friend and you getting all suspicious and cocky and rude friend will not help you,unless its your butler or slave :). about lets say Christ and his talk "this is my blood this is my boody" eat it and drink it you probably red that or heard in churches or on the tv. any way,lot of people ar just like faithless Tom, "i dont believe unless i see right away" so,people are interpreting in materialistic way cuz let be real,people are made from materia and the are very materialistic. so people without help from above or shallow minded or non believers(atheists believe in nothing so you are believer to,anyone could be believer and believe in any thing so,..you gotta believe in right and tested thing) didnt understand those words. those words where symbols for the cruisafixtion and death of jesus Jesus was half man half god,actuali he was god,but... example:a mother and little son walking thru some park,a kid saw anthill and a lot of ants, he got closer,but,they flee and run away,...after he ask his mother,.. mom,..why those ants ran away from me,and mother said,.. because they dont know you. so god or creator or someone who understand how everything works and functioning,needed to came down,because he was only with out limits so he could only gave life to they creatures that he game life in the first place. so "drink my blood eat my boody" was the simbolic for "Il give you life again". people where very very smart and poetic before,you wouldnt believe, just look all those wonders of the worlds that they create,and we will be fools to thing that they was like monkeys or peoples from caves that they dont know if they are alive or not. of course,if today exist people wich dont know to write,obviously they existed in the past, but they had knoledge of and from nature. but who create that nature from whom people did so beautyful things, it is impossible to think that something explode and on the same place something beautyful and builded so complicated has been created. look,if you believe in Jesus and Bible(whole bible) you cant lose anything,you could just gain a new life,in here and one day somewhere else(not on the cloud with harp like lot of people say,..you know there s a lot of people that kills and to bad things in the name of God,but they arent good,they are false,cuz God like bible says never changes,but people,.. like the wind blow...) so,better to check for your self,you can not lose,only gain, but...if you go with aproach like,.."i dont believe"..well lets say it ends your way and you are wright,but what if dont? believers are insured and but non believer , not so lets say that all people are turned in to atheist,..where is the future,.. earth is falling appart day by day,... nuclear war could begin tomorrow.. again, lost.. what is the point to all of this.... something must change,just like goverments over the centurys are overthroned, this missery must be overthrone to... if we can save our selves,.. only our designer(who know how we functionate) can do that patch us,create us a new,all to new. situation in the world is worse day by day,theres been trouble in the world,but not that often like in our days and time. every day go by,troubles are bigger and dangerous,faster and without mercy. something gotta give,or the earth will exploade(but earth is not guilty, wicked people tourtured her a lot and still they countinue,with load of garbage,nuklear bomb tests, oil etc.) or someone will save us read Revelation,in the New Testamen,at the end of the bible(bible is like a guide thru life,she stood a test of time,a lot of people wanned to change her ,denied her,"kill" her so no one knows about her,but she is still here and every where,...what is that telling you,..hm?) about coming of the creator and savior of his creatures. Jesus came first time like poor hard working man,to show us how to live and obey commandments cuz without commandments we will not know what is good and what is wrong so we will go by our on hearts,but our hearts are full of false sincerity and empty headed insticts so without 10 commandments we will be like sheeps. and without bible(you know why lot of world leaders forbid bible,...cuz "knoledge is power" and bible is full of knoledge,believe it,its true,try to readed,but first say a pray to Jesus, nevertheless he inspired people and prophets to write it..,....and after start to read it. it is amazing,you will found out so much things,.. but be careful, dont be inpatient, you need patient and faith , example: why one swiss guy who is building clocks, (back to clocks again :)) hand maded,why they are the best and most expensive? per say better than clock that some chinese kid witch is one of the many things that kid assembled that day, he now doing clocks,(he learned building them an our ago, while swiss guy building them for decades). why is clock from swiss guy better than from chi.kid,? because swiss guy building one clock for years,while chinese kid make them a whole bunch i an hour. example 2 witch is better and healthier: junk food,fast food instant food ,instant drinks etc. or food that need time and preparation to made it right,using by better and healthier groceries. so about reading we continue,... Revelation or one of the gospels it says in last days will be wars and famines,and brother will raise hand on his brother for nothing,.. (im just saying of witch i remember i read,i apologize if i miss some parts but everything is in the Bible,everything) and there wil be more and more of those things like i said in the beginning of text, there will be a lot of people wich will present theyself like saviors,financion saviors,Christs, saviors of the planet,and the envoirement,and chrysis situation,but all they will do will be broking commandments ,sitting in theyr big mansiones,driving big cars,and some of the will do miracles but they will be just for entertaintmant or no use or after something like it looks like miracles but after man will feel even wors. like curing people with touch of hands and so... last people wich could do that is Jesus Himself and his apostoles. no one from the day that last apostol died,till today,...no one,not pope,not blaine,not copperfield, no one,...they came from evil factory to deceive and abuse ,cuz satan hates god because satan was angel before called Lucifer ,Lightbringer,the biggest and the preetyes angel,..but he got proud at bit too much,he wanned to be like god ,actualy bigger than god who created him,without whom he wouldnt even exist. word prIde got I in it, I will lift my self above whole universe,said Lucifer,....and it said in the Bible,check by your self,.... on the last day of the earth,the satan himself (before jesus return) will show to people as jesus and beautyful,cuz he aint no more,he showed his nature when he slauthered inocent man to the cross. and he will seduce a lot of christians and non christians,... "he will make fire come down to earth just to seduce" a lot or miracles but for nothing jesus feed people and helped people with his miracles, but today its all about money prIde, and power. anthicrist is real,...but where is copy there is original,..right? bible says that second coming of Jesus will see every eye every man,saiz in the Bible,.. its true,.. antichrist,satan him self, will look like Jesus,speak like Jesus but,doing miracles like Jesus, (cuz lucifer doesnt care how he will take you down,long as you down) but remember,he will not came as Jesus! "every eye will see him" television :) isnt that funny how powerful got tv if every eye will see him,for the liar (lIar-capital i) and false creature,tv is only solution. but Jesus ,first he came like poor man,to show how and that we could live in peace in god and obey the law of life. "i saw someone sitting on the shiny cloud on the sky with thousands apon thousands angels around him" Jesus will came on the cloud in his full glory,with all his angels,not as poor man ,but the king of the universe. but remember,he will not get down to earth,he will be on the sky all the time,and remember with thousand appon thousand angels,not alone. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i wish you all the best in life and ...ask any thing il try to answer you btw,Jesus-God is only being that need to be worshiped no human,cuz today are and tomorow are aint,like a flower in the strong wind,he disapear just like that,..no animals or photos,.. ten commandments saiz you all Bible saiz you everything cheers

So that's it. Take it home, you dirty atheists. Bible saiz you everything!

An oldie but goodie

So long ago, at a college campus far far away I used to have this girlfriend.  We'll call her 'Jill' for legal reasons.  Way back when we dated for a few months, I broke up with her and that was the end of it.


Or so I thought.


After the breakup a series of incidents took place that compelled me to write this list.  I thought about sending it to her, I really did but couldn't bring myself to crush her soul and self-esteem under my callous heel.  However it's been long enough so here's the list in its entirety.  I changed the names but nothing else, this was written in 2001 when I still considered myself a christian.  Hence the intro:

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In the true protestant spirit, here are 95 theses about Jill regarding grievances, problems, wrongdoings, and failures.

 

1.) Jill is loud

2.) Jill is obnoxious to her friends

3.) Jill does not know when to quit

4.) Jill does not know when to shut up

5.) Jill does not care about other people’s personal space

6.) Jill only cares about her friends when they are cool

7.) Jill is not cool

8.) Jill always wants attention and does whatever it takes to get it

9.) In doing said action (#8) she annoys or offends everyone in the room

10.) Jill is jealous of her best friend

11.) Jill is threatened by her best friend and wishes her gone as much as we wish Jill gone.

12.) Jill is a compulsive liar.

13.) Jill denies the voracity of her sexual appetite

14.) Jill denies her drug habits

15.) Jill denies her drinking habits

16.) Jill is Catholic

17.) Jill lies about her hating to fight

18.) Jill will hang out with anyone regardless of character

19.) Jill is exceptionally naïve about strangers and safe behavior around them

20.) Jill will degrade herself to garner pity

21.) Jill does this in nearly every conversation

22.) Jill loves pity as much as attention

23.) Jill is content with a shallow existence

24.) Jill is incapable of having a sincere conversation without laughing

25.) Jill is socially helpless without her best friend

26.) Jill is one of those girls that was a ‘good girl’ until the opportunity for evil presented itself

27.) Jill wanted to have sex but is the only girl who couldn’t get any

28.) Jill will not leave her ex alone at weekend excursion shows

29.) Jill thinks she can dance really well

30.) She can’t

31.) Jill promised to “get more serious” (regarding conversation content) but didn’t

32.) Jill promised to stop stealing slang but didn’t

33.) Jill will change her preferences to suit people

34.) Jill thinks doing something her friends do that she otherwise wouldn’t makes her cooler when actually it makes her look callow and shallow

35.) Jill lets her best friend do her thinking

36.) Jill tries to be goofy but comes across as dumb

37.) Jill is easily swayed into sexual play

38.) Jill thinks she is funny

39.) Jill stakes a lot of importance on being funny

40.) Jill fails miserably when it comes to being funny

41.) Jill seems to think lying about improving or changing is a good way to fix things.

42.) Jill is content to play with the hand fate dealt her with no thought of change or improvement, accepting her lot as inevitable.

43.) Jill does no work but expects to do well in school

44.) Jill thinks she has a future following her current lifestyle

45.) Jill is easily depressed

46.) Jill assumes the worst and by doing so ensures that it happens

47.) No one wants to here her whine about her boobs or hair.

48.) Jill has very weak morals and beliefs.

49.) Jill’s convictions crack like thin ice.

50.) Jill can’t bring consistency to her vices.

51.) Jill wants and needs to be told what to do

52.) Jill is neurotic about letting go

53.) Jill is embarrassed that she likes rap music.

54.) Jill tries so hard to impress people but by doing so fails miserably

55.) Jill cannot take a hint, about anything.

56.) Jill does not learn new things well

57.) Jill couldn’t be original if her life depended on it

58.) Jill laughs at everything

59.) Jill has an annoying laugh

60.) Jill bites the hand (her best friend) that feeds her (by attracting boys).

61.) Jill will ridicule people with similar or the same problems as her

62.) Jill judges people on hearsay

63.) Jill tolerates abuse if attention comes with it

64.) Jill hates her family for doing certain things but won’t hesitate to do them herself.

65.) Jill’s actions motivated the listing of her problems just so she can see them.

66.) Jill sleeps more than anyone else

67.) Jill brags about her laziness (regarding sleep)

68.) Jill sleeps so much due to a potassium deficiency, that’s her excuse, but wouldn’t remedy this with a vitamin supplement or by eating bananas.

69.) Potassium deficiency is a condition that would motivate some weakness and fatigue, but not one to motivate sleeping for 60% of your life.

70.) Jill makes incorrect uses of the word ‘beast’ in its adjective form.  For example saying, “I am a beast” whereas the proper usage might be “Jack smokes like a beast”

71.) Jill is too dramatic

72.) Subtlety is not in Jill’s vocabulary.

73.) Jill assumes everyone will like her if she acts differently despite obvious signs to indicate otherwise.

74.) Jill thinks she can buy affection

75.) Jill wants everyone to like her, but through her ultra-fluid personality changes she eliminates a ‘her’ to be liked.

76.) Jill thinks she is better than her actions reveal.

77.) Jill is a slave to her family’s whims, directly or beyond her awareness

78.) Jill lies about her getting into shape, or makes progress too slow to be noticed.

79.) Jill goes where she is often not welcome

80.) Jill plays on politeness to be tolerated in social situations

81.) Jill would rather be lied to

82.) Jill would deny everything on this list but change nothing

83.) Jill pretends to know what she is talking about when usually it’s something she ripped off from someone else.

84.) Jill has a man voice

85.) Jill gives off an aura of such helplessness that no one will tell her when something is wrong for fear of hurting her self esteem.

86.) She antagonizes those that do

87.) Jill is oblivious to most of her problems

88.) Jill will say anything to smooth a short-term problem but does nothing about the long term

89.) Her company determines Jill’s moral, beyond the scope of everyday interaction.

90.) Jill’s lies make it hard to like her                    

91.) Jill’s shortcomings are not a big deal until she makes them one

92.) Jill needs to realize she will never fit in until she is honest to everyone, even herself

93.) Jill has no value to her best friend, except as her secretary

94.) Jill watches too much TV

95.) Jill doesn’t learn from her mistakes.

Heaven the Game

So in the course of my day I came across this unfortunate video game title

The video is good and well, very lavish and colorful scenery abounds but I find myself wondering about some of the mechanics. Atheistic inclinations aside, what is there to do in heaven really?



It's supposed to be the reward for accepting Jesus (hopefully a playable character) as one's lord and savior. This is of course a 'representation' of the christian version of heaven. I am not sure they'd let a scantily clad aryan gal run around with clothes on in the islamic version.

But while the lavish visuals certainly paint an impressive landscape the question remains: what the hell are you supposed to do in heaven?

From my understanding the christian heaven is a new creation free from the corruption and conflict that riddles earth, stemming from the unfortunate dietary choices of the first two humans at the behest of a fallen angel in the form of a snake. It is also, at least in theory, a kind of place that once you got there would forbid travel outside, or in the very least back to little ol' earth.

Without conflict, or horrible monsters to fight, disasters to avert or at minimum a horde of angry demons to fight off what could you possibly do in heaven for fun? This applies equally to the game itself and the traditional conception of heaven.

I checked out the designer's website which is as spartan as it is seizure-inducing (at least in firefox) for some answers. I found very little insight besides the obvious mission statement:

Mission: to create interactive games that stimulate Christian spiritual growth.

There are only 4 sections, about, games, mission and contacts.

The GAMES section is blank which would seem to indicate that they've only been working on 'Heaven' for 4 odd years. Curious. I decided to browse over to the contacts section and send out an email to see if they will tell me more about the game itself.

Another curiosity, via some handy google work turned up a page saying that Heaven the game would be released in mid 2005 so the mystery deepens. Update if I ever get a response.

In the meantime CHECK OUT the 'Pearl Gate' it's like a globular Stargate.


I also found the choice of outfit for this "The Saint" character rather intriguing. Check out the Belt Buckle inscribed with the Alpha and Omega symbols. Apparently they like the greek alphabet in heaven.

Bonus for the muslims, technically everything but her hands and face (ignore the cleavage) are covered up. The way she backflips I have a hard time believing that she's a virgin though.